July, 2008


26
Jul 08

Eagles are a bunch of dicks


25
Jul 08

Planning the Trans-Siberian Railway

I thought I’d jot some notes down about my planning of the Trans-Siberian Railway come March of 2009. It’ll definitely be an adventure, but it’s also testing out my awesome logistic skills and trying to plan everything out ahead of time.

If you’re interested in doing this trip yourself, or at least seeing the method to my madness, keep reading. This is all the pre-planning many months out. And of course, it’s the Hawkins 7.

Step One: Read the awesome Seat61.com guide to the Trans-Siberian Railway.
All good journeys start with a first step, and this is the best way to get your feet wet with thinking about the journey. And then start buying books. The Lonely Planet Trans-Siberian book sucks, but Bryn Thomas’ Trans-Siberian Railway book kicks ass.

Step Two: Figure out where you want to stop off.
If I wanted to lock myself on a train for a week, I’d take Amtrak somewhere. But I wanted to see Moscow, see some of Siberia, see Lake Baikal and of course, Mongolia. I’m doing two major stops on the train from Moscow to Beijing – Irkutsk and then Ulan Bator, Mongolia. If I had the time or money, I’d consider stopping at the major stops, even though it seems like there’s just a day’s worth of stuff to see.

Step Three: Beg for time off of work.
Enough said. I’m taking three weeks.

Step Four: Check out the timetables.
“Duh.” Well yes, I know that this is a no brainer, but it’s important to know which trains run on what days, and plan your trip around that instead of when you want to go. As much as I’d like to stop in various places along the way, it’s going to be drawing out a long process.

Step Five: Construct a draft of the itinerary.
I’ve been sketching one out in Google Documents. I know, a spreadsheet – but at least I didn’t use Microsoft Project and bust out a Gantt chart. As you can see, I’ve got 2 days in Irkutsk and 3 days or so in Ulan Bator with a few days in Moscow and Beijing on either end. Those I can be flexible with – the ones in the middle I can’t.

Step Six: Start looking at flights.
The Seat61 guy, being London based, said that it’s cheating to fly from the UK to Moscow to do the Trans-Siberian. However, since I’m about 3950 miles west of London, I decided that I’d rather spend the time I would have spent going from London to Moscow via rail actually exploring Moscow and having a good time. I cashed in some frequent flier miles and got the ticket taken care of. Otherwise, it’s a major pain to find one-way tickets from those cities, but it can be done.

Step Seven: Start saving money.
I budgeted $1000 for the train ticket itself, and it’s reasonable considering it’s lodging + entertainment + transport. What I need to save my shekels for is Moscow. It’s the most expensive city in the world, and I’m struggling to conceptualize as to why though. If you ever want an eye-opener, look at hotel prices in Moscow. Even 2-3 star hotels are $200 a night.

As the trip approaches, another Hawkins 7 list will pop up dealing with those fun things like visas, currency, gadgets and all the things that make life worth living.


25
Jul 08

Old Man Hawkins

1) While getting a haircut, I noticed more and more grey hairs falling to the ground. The stylist recommended I should get it colored. Hot.

2) I got Super Monkey Ball for my iPhone and after playing it for an hour, I got motion sickness.

I might as well get out the walker and start playing bingo.


21
Jul 08

This can’t be real

Saddle sores are one of those things that cyclists put up with. I’ve never had a situation where I needed something “to reduce and relieve chaffing, irritation, and protect fragile perineal skin from bacterial and fungal infections.” And even with my coinpurse being as large as a beanbag chair, this has never been a problem.

(from Deadspin)


18
Jul 08

Trans-Siberian Railway

A potential future adventure.


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17
Jul 08

IM snippet du jour

nhawkins41: plus I like her. She’s cute, psychotic and cute
nhawkins41: so she’s high on the nick scale
amy: lol She is totally your type

I’ve always said that the criteria for dating me involves awesome hair, intelligence and someone who’s a bit unstable. “Hi cute girl – are you borderline psychotic, super smart and promise to break my heart? If so, we should totally hang out.”


16
Jul 08

I wonder if my health insurance plan covers this

ICD-9, code E845. “Accident involving spacecraft.” And if I get injured on a launchpad, that’s E928.0.

This would make one hell of a case study if presented in our ED. I hope my resident homeboy, Dr. David would let me know.

On a serious note – if I was suffering from delusions about being abducted by aliens and was injured during my delusion, could you use this? Any psychiatrists want to take a stab at this?


12
Jul 08

All this iPhone 3G hoopla…

:)


8
Jul 08

Whut?

I like it when girls from the past email me with the “Hey, I missed your awesomeness” and then go “oh btw in I’m in a relationship, lolz!!!” Seriously – wtf?

Anyway… I’m in the tentative stages of planning a trip on the Trans-Siberian Railway in March of ’09. It sounds easy in theory and I can get the tickets booked if I want to – however, it requires a lot of planning if I didn’t want to do this as part of some lame-ass organized tour. That and getting the flights I want without paying through the nose.

The more pressing matter is building a new desktop computer. With my photography growing even more insane, I need something that will handle a huge Lightroom database and be able to toss that around like nothing. I’ve been leaning towards building a gaming PC, but every time I start to list out serious components, I get worried that I’ll be invariably drawn to some time-consuming online game where I’ll be heckled by kids half my age (when you’ve had email longer than they’ve been alive, that’s a sign you’re getting old) that use every key on their designer keyboard except for the ones with letters. And there’s need to go Mac all the way. That’s just silly.


5
Jul 08

How to fill out a Russian Visa application

by Nick Hawkins

Since I’m one of those guys who’s a meticulous planner, I have a handful of visa applications filled out and in a desk drawer, because with me – you just never know.

Getting into Russia is pretty crazy – not only do you have to fill out the visa applications (which was more intensive than my NU applications), get visa support and then immediately register with the authorities. Sweet! Who loves bureaucracy? I do!

27. List all countries you have visited in the last ten years and indicate the year of visit

Please see attached book.

31. List all professional, civil and charity organizations which you are (were) a member of, or contribute (contributed) to, or work (worked) with

Between the boat club, the museum and other stuff, I’m sure I’m going to raise red flags.

32. Do you have any specialized skills, training or experience related to fire-arms and explosives or to nuclear, biological or chemical activities? If «Yes», please explain

Um, this is me we’re talking about. I’ll just have to lie.

33. Have you ever performed military service? If «Yes», indicate the country, branch of service, rank, military occupation and dates of service

Being a pirate counts, right?

34. Have you ever been involved in an armed conflict, either as a member of the military service or a victim? If «Yes», please explain

I live in Chicago. That should be enough.

Have you ever tried to obtain or assisted others to obtain a Russian visa or enter Russia by providing misleading or false information?

Hey wait a minute! Are you trying to trick me?

Have you ever been deported from Russia?

“Not yet” is not a checkbox.


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