March, 2009


25
Mar 09

Beijing bound

After two long train trips, I was pretty apprehensive about getting back on the train in general. The novelty was wearing off, but I was determined to see this through. Mr. Kim from the hostel took us to the train station, and I got on the same train car with my Aussies and a French couple in their 60′s who were on the same itinerary as we were.

The Frenchman was jovial enough and asked if I was British. I said, no, I’m a Yank and he said jokingly “Well, no one’s perfect” and had a bit of a laugh. His wife asked if things were magically better since Obama was in charge and I said no, it’s pretty much the same.

I had a new train companion, a Brit doing a post-University jaunt around the world (I’m always jealous of the “gap year” kids since I’ve always worked, but now I’m doing it better than they are – score one for me.) We also had a shower between each first class cabin, which was pretty nice. I didn’t figure on trying to trying to use it. The trip itself was around 30 hours from Ulanbataar to Beijing, with the wildcard being the border crossing.

The China/Mongolia border crossing was… interesting, to say the least. They had to swap the bogeys of the train because of the different rail gauges. We didn’t get a chance to get off the train during this process, and were locked in the train with locked bathrooms. Our passports were confiscated and our rooms were casually searched by the Chinese customs folks. Also, the train compartments were about 80 degrees, so we sort of sat around, were confused and were drug away in our car.

Around 10pm, the bogey changing started. It was traumatic and pretty anticlimactic. We were raised 4 feet or so in the air while we were in the train car and they swapped out the undercarriage. Then came 2 hours of being jolted around violently, then eventually lowered and set on our merry way. The highlight wasn’t the bogey change, it was that our bathrooms were open and we didn’t have to suffer the indignity of having to piss in a water bottle.

I managed to get a few hours of sleep when we were on the move and finally in China. I think collectively, our entire cabin was suffering from train fatigue, and we were counting down the hours until we arrived in China.

Once we were in China, a cabin attendant came by and gave us vouchers for a free breakfast and lunch (hurray for the perks of first class!) which turned out to be pretty sorry and we just used it as an excuse to sit in the dining car and have beers and chat about what we were up to in Beijing.

My roommate told me about the cute British girls he ran into in a different car, along with “the Swedes.” Apparently they were younger guys in their early 20s, who spent the time on the train taking Viagra and watching porn. Apparently one of them was prancing around in the Borat swimsuit earlier in the journey. Naturally, I called bullshit because seriously – who does that? (Yes, I am being hypocritical – I’ve talked about how funny it would be to do things like that but never actually gone through it…)

Eventually, we arrived in Beijing around 3pm. Already the city felt different and more modern since I was there in 2006. The Olympics will do that to you – a 5 year runup to a 2 week pageant, leaving 15 years worth of bills. My Aussies and I left together, took photos of the Railway Station, and made plans for going to the Great Wall at Simatai the next day. We parted company and I went to the same hotel I went to in 2006, a rather generic Novotel. I figured I needed a hot shower, room to stretch and the ability to parade around in my underwear without the fear of being heckled.

I met up with Augusto, my trusty new friend from Italy to do a quick walking tour around Tiananmen Square and find a place to eat. It was a good time, and I was happy to see the square again, take better photos with a better camera this time, and not focus on being crazy like I’m pressed for time and thus obligated to see everything.
Augusto was loving it, and it was nice to see the energy from someone new. In a way, I was upset with myself for not realizing a) I’m in China b) I just had a fucking amazing experience and c) not being excited about it. But I chalked it up to fatigue, and planned on sleeping it off. Augusto and I wandered around, got some food, and just had a relaxing evening. He was in our plan for heading to Simatai the next day to hit the Great Wall, so it’d be a quick sleep for all of us, and prep for a busy day.


22
Mar 09

The ger and train rides

On my first day in Ulanbataar (or “UB”, which is infinitely easier to use), I ran off with my new Italian buddy Augusto and we made a whirlwind tour of the city – starting first with Sukhbataar Square. It was a pretty large public square, but yet smaller than Tiananmen Square (yet to come). The security guards didn’t mind me in front of the Government Palace doing Scarfapalooza for both the Fire and Red Stars, which was pretty nice of them.

The first stop after coffee was the National Museum of Mongolia. I admit that I was pretty interested because Mongolian history is new to me, plus I was hoping that their close proximity to the Gobi Desert would mean dinosaurs. It was cool to learn about how Mongolia found their own path after the collapse of the Soviet Union and has now turned into an interesting business opportunity (if I had $100k, I’d invest it in third-world telecom companies.) After that, we took a walk down to Choijin Lama Temple and then onto the Gandan Monastery (I’m perplexed why, that at a Buddhist monastery, they tell you to watch out for pick pockets. But then again, if you look at crimes per capita, the Vatican City is the most dangerous city in the world. Have people no respect for religious stuff?) The temples themselves were interesting, but my occidental nature doesn’t help me understand why they are so fascinating. And after another inexpensive meal of mutton and beer, it was time for sleep to get up early to head to Terejl.

Another note: I stayed at the UB Guesthouse in Ulanbataar. It was a pretty good establishment. The beds were as hard as rocks, but there was nothing to complain about. Mr Kim, the proprietor, is a first rate man and took care of all of us, from the pickup at the train station at 6am to our overnight in a Ger at Terejl National Park. I’d stay there again.

We got up at the crack of dawn and got into a minivan only to find my Aussies from Moscow joining us. It was rather cool and fun to see friends from the train. Also joining us was a cute-as-hell Japanese couple who were in their early 20s. I mean disgustingly cute – like “pinch their cheeks” worthy. At the Terejl National Park, people rode horses while I wandered around, took powernaps in the sun and played with the dogs of the caretakers of the Ger we were staying at. It was nice to sit and relax and explore. We were all looking forward to spending the night in the ger – it’s a tried and true design that would actually be pretty cool to have in a backyard. We all just sort of lounged around, swapped stories, planned our next days and drank beer. During the middle of the night, the fire went out and we all subsequently froze our asses off. But still, it was a great experience shared with fellow travelers.

We got back to UB in the early afternoon – too late to actually do anything productive – so we went shopping for souvenirs, food for the train ride and of course, Mongolian Barbecue. The food was the same as you’d get in the US, but Augusto had never had it, and was diggin’ it. I guess the cool part of having a melting pot as a society is all sorts of great ethnic restaurants. And on the way back, my pocket compass failed me (seriously, the polarity got reversed and I left my GPS at the hostel) and I fucked up the landnav in the dark and led us in the wrong direction back towards the train station, about a good 30 minute walk away from the hostel. Please keep in mind that it was probably -10C outside and pitch black (UB isn’t well lit), so I felt like I fucked up bigtime but Augusto was cool about it. I got us on the right track when I busted out my work Blackberry, turned on the GPS, said “twinkle twinkle little star”, fired up Google Maps satellite view and voila, located myself and set us in the right direction. Seriously – how many compasses fail like that?

We eventually made it to the Grand Khan Irish Pub (naturally, I bought a shirt) for our final beers, went back to the hostel and crashed for a few hours, only to get up super early to catch the train to Beijing. I wanted to stay longer, but I can always come back.


19
Mar 09

Hello from Ulanbataar!


18
Mar 09

The Train to Mongolia

We left Irkutsk on the 17th around 950pm local time. Since they only do second or third class on this train, my princess-self was in second class. It's a 4 bed compartment, and it was actually a lot classier than the first class compartment from Moscow. I had to share it with a moody Russian woman until Ulan Ude, and then she was replaced by a nice German couple.

Most of the car's passengers are Westerners, which is cool. Germans, Italians, Aussies, French, Brits, Danes and yours truly. It's got a bit of a party atmosphere, but we're all having fun, despite the 30 or so stops until the border.

At Naushki, there's a 3.5 hour scheduled stop to change locomotive and the exit stuff from Russia. It took about 4+ hours, then we drive across the border and repeat the process with the Mongolians. At Mongolian Customs, they held a crisp salute as the train went by. I thought that was rather nice. Immigration on both sides was both handled by fairly tall pretty women, so that was different from the US, where a surly armed person handles my entry.

With luck, I'll be in Ulanbataar in 9 hours – welcoming a clean shower, a non-moving bed and of course, Mongolian barbecue.


17
Mar 09

Listvyanka and Lake Baikal

After crashing hard after my first night in Irkutsk, I got up early to take a minibus to Listvyanka on the shores of Lake Baikal. Naturally not being too bright, I forgot to associate “cold” and “large body of water” to hellish conditions with ice, bone chilling wind and general misery. It’s only because in Chicago, we don’t have anything like that. I mean, seriously – it’s 72 and sunny all year ’round!

According to legend, you add years to your life if you dip your hands, feet and body into the Lake. I’m going to just say that I did because I did walk about 100m onto the lake and just said, well, crap…

Listvyanka is probably a really cool place during the summer. It’s quaint, and reminds me of seaside communities in New England. However, they don’t have dog sledding, and that’s what truthfully got me to stop here.

After paying 1350 rubles for 5km, I sat in the sled and was driven off. After about half a click, we swapped positions, and I got to drive the sled the rest of the way. It was pretty slick – I’d never thought I’d get to do something like this and really felt sorry for the dogs to haul my ass around, but hey, it was awesome. Plus, you’ve never lived until you’ve seen a dog try to take a shit while it’s pulling a sled.

I figured after hours in the cold, I was frozen enough and the nice Italian guy who I’ve been paling around with headed back to the hostel to clean up, grab some food and beer and then prepare a day of nothing.

It’s St. Patrick’s Day here, and you can’t tell – which is probably a good thing. I don’t like to sing Irish songs, because most of them are about death or dying and it really puts a damper on a festive day. Since the train for Mongolia leaves at 9pm local time, it’s ok to just lounge around the hostel, upload videos and photos and just relax and save energy for the train.

With luck, I’ll post from Mongolia.


16
Mar 09

Irkutsk

Sorry for the delay in catching people up on the trip, but I got sidetracked in an effort to catch up on sleep and adjust to time zone changes.

Let's start with The General. Sometime during the night of the 13th, the cabin attendant banged on my door and I had a cabinmate – an older gentleman named Igor (Iger?) who said he was a General and also struck a fighting pose and said something about Chuck Norris. Well, in the US, I said, comparing yourself to Chuck Norris will get you a swift uppercut. But, as the Norrisjet won't fly at Mach 10 (yet) he was safe for now.

The 14th passed without much incident. I slept, read, had a beer and slept some more. Such is the train – it's tiring because of the white noise.

We arrived on schedule in Irkutsk, which is amazing to me since we haven't mastered the art of ontime trains in the US. It was about 20 out, so I decided to hoof it to the hostel. After a 30 minute hike I arrived, took a shower best described as "orgasmic" and powernapped.

After a bit, I went around with an Italian guy who was at the hostel to the sights of Irkutsk which takes all of a few hours to do. There are some unremarkable cathedrals, a statue of Lenin and the Baikal Museum, which was decent.

I went back to do laundry, nap, photo work and headed out to dinner and a few beers. Then slept for 12 hours. I was beat.


16
Mar 09

Lake Baikal


15
Mar 09

Oh no! Tragic news!


13
Mar 09

A Typical Friday

My watch says 12:30. I'm typing away on my Blackberry while nursing a beer. Come to think of it, that's how I spend every Friday at 12:30.

It's a little weird. The Trans-Siberian is geared towards Moscow time, meanwhile you're catapulting though time zone after time zone so I'm unsure as to what time it really is. But that's part of the fun.

The train is cool. I've lost hours just staring out the train, absorbing the landscape. It's flat, barren with trees and snow. I can't believe I'm here in Russia, let alone on a train.

I've been talking to this lovely Aussie couple next door, who, as it turns out, is on the same itin as me to Ulanbataar and Beijing – but, was also scammed by Alexander at Intergroup Russia. Citibank, in a rare moment of awesomeness, took care of me and I told them that it'll take time. I feel kind of bad for intruding on them but as I'm the only Yank on board, it's nice to hear English. And I'm a bit lonely.

The two cabin attendants, I think, are dating, and they seem to somewhat tolerate me hanging out the window in the toilet taking photos and video and waving at people – sort of like the village idiot. But fuck it, this is awesome.

Irkutsk is coming up in 36 hours. I'm looking forward to Lake Baikal and just getting out of the hustle of a major city and perhaps even a night on the town.


12
Mar 09

The Perpetual Train

On my last day in Moscow, I decided to head to Kolomenskoe, another vast park in Moscow. The centerpiece was a cathedral that was built in honor of the birth of Ivan, who later became Ivan the Terrible. I went with a gentleman from the hostel named Andy (I keep meeting Brits) and was glad for the company.

At night, I got on the train to Irkutsk and found out that I had the cabin to myself which was pretty sweet. Next door to me are two Aussies taking the long way home after a few years in Manchester. Coincidentally, they're on the same trains as me all the way to Beijing so they are my de facto drinking buddies.

The worst part about the trip itself is the time alone to your own thoughts. The downside of my elephant brain is that memories of mistakes still hang around my neck like a badge of merited shame. So I'm trying to keep busy with some books from Amazon Vine – "The Weight of a Mustard Seed" about an Iraqi General's time under Hussein, is starting to suck so I'll get through it today in an effort to keep busy.

The journey itself is fascinating. I woke up around 6am local time and and just stared out the window for a good hour. At some point I need to lean out the window in the bathroom and shoot some photos and video.

The next pit stop is Balezino for about 20 minutes. I'll try to get off and take photos.

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